Isn't This Democracy Wonderful ?

 

Rule #1:

In the Middle East, it is always the Palestinians that attack first, and it's always Israel who defends itself. This is called retaliation
 
Rule #2:
The Palestinians are not allowed to kill Israelis. This is called "terrorism". 
 
Rule #3:
Israel has the right to kill Palestinian civilians; this is called "self-defense", or "collateral damage". 
 
Rule #4:

 

When Israel kills too many Palestinian civilians, the Western world calls for restraint. This is called the "reaction of the 20 international  community". 
 
Rule #5:
Palestinians do not have the right to capture Israeli military, not even 1 or 2. 
 
Rule #6 :
Israel has the right to capture as many Palestinians as they want (around 10,000 to date being held without trial). There is no limit; there is no need for proof of guilt or trial. All that is needed is the magic word: "terrorism". 
 
Rule #7:
When you say "Hamas", always be sure to add "supported by Hezbo-Allah, Syria and Iran". 
 
Rule #8:
When you say " Israel", never say "supported by the USA, the UK, the European countries and even some Arab regimes", for people (God forbid) might believe this is not an equal conflict. 
 
Rule #9: 
When it comes to Israel, don't mention the words "occupied territories", "UN resolutions", "Geneva conventions". This could distress the audience of Fox, CNN, etc. 
 
Rule #10:
Israelis speak better English than Arabs. This is why we let them speak out as much as possible, so that they can explain rules 1 through 9.  This is called "neutral journalism". 
 
Rule #11:
If you don't agree with these rules or if you favor the Palestinian side over the Israeli side, you must be a very dangerous anti-Semite. You may even have to make a public apology if you express your honest opinion. 
  

THIS IS CALLED: DEMOCRACY!! 

 
(Isn't It Wonderful?)